ptrparker:

during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything”

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castielofthursday:

I imagine being God is like playing an impossibly large game of the Sims with the free will setting on and the only rule is you can’t tell any of them what to do. You just have to stare at the screen and get increasingly angry when everyone continually makes stupid choices like when they just stand in the middle of the bathroom for hours thinking about pancakes.

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javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought

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